Fellow academics, when are we going to start fixing our urgent structural problems that strain family bonds and present ongoing barriers to diversifying our educational and scientific leadership? You wonder, what the heck is this guy talking about?
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We’re all very familiar what I am talking about, actually: the impossibility for most academics in the life sciences to do their jobs in a reaonable amount of time, due to more and more demands on writing grants, and to a lesser degree, papers.
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As of yesterday I hadn’t intended to write about this subject, but was wondering as I finished a Saturday of straight work, what happened to all my time? Why has WFH not reduced my pile of tasks to do? Instead why is my to-do list growing bigger and bigger?
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I decided to figure out how much time our jobs actually require. I estimated per year (m=month, w=week, d=day, h=hour):
Teaching: 20h/w x 20w = 400h
Meetings of all sorts: 10h/w x 48w= 480h
Replying to email: 2h/d x 365d = 730h
Attending and giving talks: 2h/w x 50w = 100h
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Papers: If each person needs 2 papers during a 5y stint, and you run a 7.5-person lab, then you need 7.5 papers per 2.5y = 3 papers/y. Throw in a review and it’s 4 papers. If you need 15d at 8h/d per paper, that’s 480h writing papers.
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And now for the biggie: A lab of 8 needs ~1 new grant a year (say avg 4y duration, 2 people/grant). Writing each grant needs 15d x 8h/d = 120h. And here’s the problem: Funding rates are ~15%. We apply 7 times to get awarded once. So that’s 840h a year for grant-writing.
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Oh let’s not forget about twitter. Say 4h/w x 52w for reading and writing tweets = 208h. Although I just spent 4h composing this thread, so maybe that's an underestimate.
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So the grand total is 3234h a year. Nominally, full-time is 48w at 40h/w (2w vacation, 1w worth of holidays) or 1920h. So we are at 168% of full-time work. If we take holidays/vacations, that’s 13.4h per day, or 9am-10:30pm without breaks! Or we could work 9h x 365d a year.
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So then when do we take care of children, or exercise, or see relatives and friends? Obviously we make it work, but we do it by emailing during meetings, or writing suboptimal grants, or working while seeing family, or sleeping less etc. All not good.
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What is obviously the most ridiculous thing here is the time devoted to rejected grants. 720h a year is spent on writing rejected grants. That’s 38% of our nominal 40h workweek just vanished for nothing.
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Some say grant rejections help you do better science. But 1 rejection is enough to point out any flaws in the proposal. The other 5 rejections don't help. Indeed they definitely make your science worse, by taking away time to advise, design, and interpret experiments.
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A related situation plays out in paper-writing. The average paper is probably rejected from one journal then submitted to another, revised before acceptance, then revised again afterwards. I included all those times in the 15d per paper (probably conservative).
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So a lot of time is also spent responding to unnecessary requests but it’s not as bad as grants. You know the paper will get published somewhere and you have the ability to send to a less selective journal to reduce revision requests.
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Now how does this relate to diversity? First, females outnumber males in life sciences all the way to postdoc, then numbers drop going to professorships and at tenure. Identified factors include discriminatory evaluations and time/competing demands.
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The influence of competing demands is well documented in studies such as the one below showing 43% of women leave science when they give birth to their first child, vs 23% of men. https://t.co/zXqObRcsmB
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In the searches in which I’ve participated, females have applied to and have been offered jobs overall at similar numbers to males. I think we’re making progress there. But fixing the discrimination issue does nothing to fix the issue of competing demands on time.
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Indeed to the extent that competing demands were used to justify discriminatory attitudes (e.g. people who won’t hire females out of fear they will take time off to raise children), fixing the time issue can also have benefits in reducing discriminatory attitudes.
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Also I’d guess members of socioeconomically disadvantaged groups report more demands on their time (e.g. sick family members), which could hurt minority advancement and retention. But it would be nice to get more data here.
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The detrimental effect of 24/7 work on at least gender balance has been well covered, for example in this article:
https://t.co/cMbIIRmlwi
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Furthermore, full financial support for full-time childcare would help even the playing field between genders and socioeconomic backgrounds. While this is may be unrealistic for the US overall currently, some private universities should be able to do this.
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In short we will lose good people to attrition if we don’t fix the issue of time vs competing demands. Basically as long as human beings require other human beings for birth and nurturing and care, peopie are going to have competing demands on our time.
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So what is a reasonable amount of time for work to take? If we made people only apply twice for each one grant they get, that would still allow for useful feedback without all the wasted time. That would save 600h a year, or about 2h a day, of work.
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Wouldn't we love to have those 2h, to spend with family, or exercise, or look at our own experiments more carefully, or read some interesting papers. That brings down the total to 2634h a year, still 37% over the nomimal full-time work, but that’s a lot better than 68% over.
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It’s funny; in academia most of us hold progresive views toward labor. We just spent 150y figuring out that making people work > 40h/wk, is inhumane and unsafe. But we’ve created a system where we force ourselves to work 70h/wk, and half of the overtime isn’t productive.
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When I started investigating time disappearance, I didn't mean to make a bigger comment on academia and diversity. But my conclusion is the system is broken and we need to change our grant system somehow. I'd like to know what others think. Am I barking up the right tree?
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https://t.co/hXlo8qgkD0
Look like that they got a classical case of PCR Cross-Contamination.
They had 2 fabricated samples (SRX9714436 and SRX9714921) on the same PCR run. Alongside with Lung07. They did not perform metagenomic sequencing on the “feces” and they did not get


A positive oral or anal swab from anywhere in their sampling. Feces came from anus and if these were positive the anal swabs must also be positive. Clearly it got there after the NA have been extracted and were from the very low-level degraded RNA which were mutagenized from

The Taq.
https://t.co/yKXCgiT29w to see SRX9714921 and SRX9714436.
Human+Mouse in the positive SRA, human in both of them. Seeing human+mouse in identical proportions across 3 different sequencers (PRJNA573298, A22, SEX9714436) are pretty straight indication that the originals

Were already contaminated with Human and mouse from the very beginning, and that this contamination is due to dishonesty in the sample handling process which prescribe a spiking of samples in ACE2-HEK293T/A549, VERO E6 and Human lung xenograft mouse.

The “lineages” they claimed to have found aren’t mutational lineages at all—all the mutations they see on these sequences were unique to that specific sequence, and are the result of RNA degradation and from the Taq polymerase errors accumulated from the nested PCR process
So it turns out that an organization I thought was doing good work, the False Memory Syndrome Foundation (associated with Center for Inquiry, James Randi, and Martin Gardner) was actually caping for pedophiles. Uhhhh oops?


Since this, bizarrely, turned out to be one of my longest videos ever (??) here's a quick thread to sum it up for those of you like myself with short attention spans. 1/10

In the '90s the False Memory Syndrome Foundation was founded to call attention to the problem of adults suddenly "remembering" child abuse that never actually happened, often under hypnosis. Skeptics like James Randi & Martin Gardner joined their board. 2/10

A new article reveals that the FMSF was founded by parents who had been credibly and PRIVATELY accused of molestation by their now-adult daughter. They publicized the accusation, destroyed the daughter's reputation, and started the foundation. 3/10

The FMSF assumed any accused pedo who joined was innocent, saying "We are a good-looking bunch of people, graying hair, well dressed, healthy, smiling; just about every person who has attended is someone you would surely find interesting and want to count as a friend" 😬 4/10

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Rig Ved 1.36.7

To do a Namaskaar or bow before someone means that you are humble or without pride and ego. This means that we politely bow before you since you are better than me. Pranipaat(प्राणीपात) also means the same that we respect you without any vanity.

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Surrendering False pride is Namaskaar. Even in devotion or bhakti we say the same thing. We want to convey to Ishwar that we have nothing to offer but we leave all our pride and offer you ourselves without any pride in our body. You destroy all our evil karma.

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We bow before you so that you assimilate us and make us that capable. Destruction of our evils and surrender is Namaskaar. Therefore we pray same thing before and after any big rituals.

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तं घे॑मि॒त्था न॑म॒स्विन॒ उप॑ स्व॒राज॑मासते ।
होत्रा॑भिर॒ग्निं मनु॑षः॒ समिं॑धते तिति॒र्वांसो॒ अति॒ स्रिधः॑॥

Translation :

नमस्विनः - To bow.

स्वराजम् - Self illuminating.

तम् - His.

घ ईम् - Yours.

इत्था - This way.

उप - Upaasana.

आसते - To do.

स्त्रिधः - For enemies.

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अति तितिर्वांसः - To defeat fast.

मनुषः - Yajman.

होत्राभिः - In seven numbers.

अग्निम् - Agnidev.

समिन्धते - Illuminated on all sides.

Explanation : Yajmans bow(do Namaskaar) before self illuminating Agnidev by making the offerings of Havi.

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