Fun fact: the standard advice for if a dog, cat, or human bites your hand, is to feed the bite. Push your hand further into their mouth, forcing the jaw open.

Nurses, EMTs, veterinarians, etc are taught to respond this

The advice for a human biting you is to jam your hand or arm deeper into their mouth, and rub the spot under their nose back and forth.
If you attempt to remove your hand, or forearm, the teeth do what they're supposed to and gouge out a chunk.

This vicious wolf attack illustrates proper technique.
So: every EMT and nurse who gets bitten by a human, is trained to jam their hand or forearm deeper into the mouth, feeding the bite so the jaw widens enough to remove the limb
Also, every redneck learns this along with the advice of "never run from an angry dog"
People whose life involves more bites than usual, are trained to do this. They get horror stories from coworkers who forgot to feed the bite.
A study of human bites: https://t.co/7sYwaiX8Xd
The study indicates that one of the worst bite wounds from a human, is a "fight bite," where someone punches their fist right into a person's mouth. This causes very deep puncture wounds, and greatly increases the chance of infection of tendons and joints.
What makes fight bites even more dangerous, is that extending the fingers afterwards acts to smear bacteria along tendons.

They have to be evaluated while keeping the fist closed.
The natural response to hand injuries is to flex the hand, extending the fingers to evaluate the extent of the injury.

This, if the bite punctured the MCP joints or tendon sheath, makes infection much more likely.
Who gets bitten most frequently?

Young, drunk men, while partying. And they get bitten mostly on the face.

https://t.co/XlUlMlDeiH
Human bite injuries account for 0.1% of ER visits.

https://t.co/O7C7WfAXeH
Here's a study of bite wounds, animal and human, in Germany https://t.co/59H58rhlrq
In this study, 77% of human bites were fight bites https://t.co/mvnu5wJXja
This study measured bite force in 770 humans

Incisor: 43.3kg
First Molar: 120.66kg https://t.co/EfRbZEZjsh
This study tested human bite force using a gnathodynamometer.

All subjects ceased applying pressure citing tooth pain, well before maximal pressure was exerted. https://t.co/IRGjQxoTi5
The highest recorded bite in this one was 124kg.

He also used a phagodynamometer to test crush pressures of various foods, with surprising results. He found that bread crusts can be incompressible enough to shatter tooth cusps.
The strongest recorded human bite was by Richard Hofmann, a floridaman, with 442kg of bite strength as measured by the gnathodynamometer.

For two seconds. https://t.co/Vk2TqyKUxc

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So you want to generate interesting melodies.

1. Make a file called 1235.txt containing, one per line, all 24 unique permutations of the elements 1 2 3 5.


2. Cp 1235.txt to D.txt

3. Use sed to convert the numbers in D.txt to notes. Now you have 24 permutations of the major tetrachord in D.

4. Play them each. If it sounds like it increases tension, mark the beginning of that cell in 1235.txt with a +. If it sounds like it decreases tension, mark with a -.

Now those 24 melodic cells are divided into two groups: tension increasers and resolvers.

5. Rinse and repeat for all 12 keys.

You now have 13 plaintext files, filled with stuff like + 1 2 5 3 and - D E F# A

6. Figuratively roll dice to decide, given a +/- cell, what the next cell should be.

33% chance a + follows a +, etc.

Now you're outputting a stream of dynamic tensions: ++-+++-+-+---+ etc
The US immigration act of 1907 signed by Teddy Roosevelt: ableist as hell. https://t.co/ficeXOImo5


One theory for why the Spanish flu was so unusually lethal for young people:

They hadn't lived through the previous flu pandemic of 1889-1890 (https://t.co/OiDZYtdbWx) that killed about 1 million people. And thus had no carryover immunity.

It's suspected that the 1889 pandemic was not influenza, but a coronavirus.

The 1889 virus spread rapidly, killing mostly the elderly.

The 1889 virus was the first truly modern pandemic: people knew about germs, it spread via trains, it spread at the speed of modern transportation and commerce
So I've mentioned the sharpie test and the tueller drill.

Another reason you are dead within 1.5 seconds of encountering your first fast zombie, is adrenaline.


Most people who get attacked with a knife and survive to talk about it, say they never even knew a knife was there.

Or that they'd been stabbed, until after the fact.

In many cases, they think they'd just been punched, and are completely surprised

One reason the adage is "the winner is the one who dies in the ambulance, not the gutter," is because it's entirely possible to receive a fatal wound, not realize it, and then inflict a fatal wound on the other guy without *him* realizing it.

A dozen times within 30 seconds.

The marker drill teaches how you *will* get cut, fatally, without realizing it.

In full adrenaline freakout, this is even more pronounced.

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Some thoughts on this: Firstly, it might be personal preference, but I am not keen on this kind of campaign as I feel like it trivialises cancer. Sometimes the serious message gets lost because people are sharing pics of cats or whatever and the important context is gone.


More importantly, the statistic being used in the campaign is misleading. It says 57% of women put off cervical screening if they can't get waxed. But on further investigation, that's not accurate.

The page here goes on to say "57% of women who regularly have their pubic hair professionally removed would put off attending their cervical screening appointment if they hadn’t been able to visit a beauty salon."

So the 57% represents a concern not across the whole population of women, but only those who regularly get waxed. So how big of an issue is this across the whole population? And what else is stopping people getting smears?

I think campaigns for cancer screening are really tricky because there is so much nuance that often doesn't fit into a catchy headline or hashtag. It's certainly not easy and is part of a bigger conversation.

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