27 Tweets That Will Hurt Like A Motherfucker

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You don't want a girlfriend, you just want to feel loved.
If you brag about not giving a fuck, you’re giving a fuck.
You only hate your parents because you're too scared to forgive them.
People you haven't forgiven will live rent-free in your mind until you do.
If you valued your purpose over a pair of breasts on a screen you'd be a god already.
You're only violent because deep down you're sad.
You only feel the need to be superior to others because you're still hurt for when you didn't get attention as a kid.
You don't want money.

You just want to stop worrying about it.
You only tell people about your self-improvement journey because you're uncomfortable with having no attention.
If you followed your own advice you'd be rich already.
You only settle for low value women because you forget what you are.
You don't want to accept you're addicted to your phone.
You're not where you want to be because you haven't convinced your subconscious that it's possible.
It only offends you because there's a truth in there you don't want to accept.
You're not horny.

You just feel lonely.
If you're fat you don't respect yourself enough.
Truth is already inside you. But since you never leave a screen or shut the fuck up you don’t hear it.
You have a 100% survival rate and still complain about what you don’t have.
If you raise your voice,

It means you're out of ways to command respect.
Your parents were just playing defense.

Forgive them.
You only want to impress others because you don't have a high enough opinion of yourself.
If you end advice with "I don't know tho..."

You're afraid of responsibility.
The world is not against you. The world doesn’t care who you are.
We all have a sin of choice. And if you don’t think you have one, it’s pride.
If you can’t tell the truth to yourself, don’t expect people to tell it to you.
Don’t expect people to respect you if you don’t respect yourself.

Same with love.
28. Don’t follow me if you don’t want more of those.

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Thinking about this tweetstorm, one of the issues I’ve run into as an engineering leader is what to call the software engineering stuff that’s “agile” given that the Agile Community(tm) has killed the brand.


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And by & large, I’ve taken to call it “DevOps”, because the DevOps community have taken up much of the mantle @KentBeck & the XP community started with. & Kent has independently focused on safe small changes deployed to production. Which is DevOps.

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Much of the art here is making changes safe enough to deploy to production continuously. And to do that, we need to design incrementally, test obsessively, take architecture seriously so we decompose dependencies. & we need to automate everything & do it all the time.

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It turns out that this is what Kent & @RonJeffries @GeePawHill & many other folks have been nattering on about & being broadly misunderstood. @KentBeck has some brilliant essays (scattered across FB & his site alas) & @GeePawHill has amazing twitter threads on the topic

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When you look at *what it takes* to get to the DORA measures that @nicolefv & team write about in Accelerate, the input metrics for the DORA outputs, it’s making small changes safe.

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