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27 Tweets That Will Hurt Like A Motherfucker

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You don't want a girlfriend, you just want to feel loved.

If you brag about not giving a fuck, you’re giving a fuck.

You only hate your parents because you're too scared to forgive them.

People you haven't forgiven will live rent-free in your mind until you do.

If you valued your purpose over a pair of breasts on a screen you'd be a god already.

You're only violent because deep down you're sad.

You only feel the need to be superior to others because you're still hurt for when you didn't get attention as a kid.

You don't want money.

You just want to stop worrying about it.

You only tell people about your self-improvement journey because you're uncomfortable with having no attention.

If you followed your own advice you'd be rich already.

You only settle for low value women because you forget what you are.

You don't want to accept you're addicted to your phone.

You're not where you want to be because you haven't convinced your subconscious that it's possible.

It only offends you because there's a truth in there you don't want to accept.

You're not horny.

You just feel lonely.

If you're fat you don't respect yourself enough.

Truth is already inside you. But since you never leave a screen or shut the fuck up you don’t hear it.

You have a 100% survival rate and still complain about what you don’t have.

If you raise your voice,

It means you're out of ways to command respect.

Your parents were just playing defense.

Forgive them.

You only want to impress others because you don't have a high enough opinion of yourself.

If you end advice with "I don't know tho..."

You're afraid of responsibility.

The world is not against you. The world doesn’t care who you are.

We all have a sin of choice. And if you don’t think you have one, it’s pride.

If you can’t tell the truth to yourself, don’t expect people to tell it to you.

Don’t expect people to respect you if you don’t respect yourself.

Same with love.

28. Don’t follow me if you don’t want more of those.

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If you post something to twitter, a social media platform by which ideas are shared, and you don't want people to comment on it or provide their opinions, you can use many tools on twitter (locking account, changing who can reply).

Calling disagreement "disrespectful" is bizarre

If you wish to curate replies, you have many options. First, you can change who can reply.

"Everyone can reply" opens it up to the world
"People you follow" ensures that people you've selected are only able to reply
"People you've mentioned" means just that - specfically.

/2

note that this does NOT stop retweets nor does it stop "quote tweet replies", an annoying type of reply that twitter SHOULD allow you to block if you choose.

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Alternatively, you can select individual replies you don't like, and remove those from the conversation. In response to this, i'm picking on the lovely @dranniehickox's reply (i'm happy with it!)

Note: people will see "the author has hidden this, would you like to see?"

/4

Another excellent option is to lock your account. This means that you can 100% control who sees your content, and your content is not re-tweetable.

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The most valuable Twitter feature you aren't using:

Advanced search.

Knowing how to use it will help you find the hidden gems of the Twitter archives and 10x your Twitter experience.

Here's the step-by-step guide:

Most Twitter users know nothing about advanced search.

And the few that do think you have to access it this way: by clicking the three dots in the search bar, then clicking advanced search, then using these fields.

This is painfully inefficient.

Luckily, there is a better way.

You can leverage the power of advanced search right in the search bar using text.

And there are six different things you can create filters for:

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Before we do that, you might be thinking, what does this do for me?

Twitter is a real-time platform.

But the Twitter archives are full of gems.

Especially from some of the most prominent people on Twitter, you can learn a lot by combing through popular things they've said.

The foundation of advanced search is the "from" query.

Every query will start like this:

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An *important* note: do not include the @ before the user's handle.

Juvoni Beckford
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I decided to stop lurking & take Twitter seriously around 6 months ago.

Grateful for a place to share ideas & to have grown from 900s to 7.1k since then.

Learned a lot about Twitter's algorithms over this period.

Sharing 1 tip to grow your Twitter per every 2 likes 📈 🐦

All your reach on social media is dependent on Network effects.

If you're below < 2k followers most of your tweets should be helpful replies to other larger accounts.

Don't be a "reply guy" tho. The audience of a large account can tell & the large account holder my block u.

When you borrow reach from a large account & someone clicks on your profile you should ->

Specify why people should follow you in your bio.
Give people a reason to follow you.

Titles & Social proof do help, unfortunately.

Good Format:
I Tweet About / Explore X
I Do Y
I Am Z

Your Pinned Tweet is the next possible point of converting someone into a follower.

Ideally, your pinned tweet should have a lot of social proof (likes) & summarize the essence of your bio & expand as a thread.

This is where you start to have an umbrella for your brand.

Each tweet you make should add value.

It should either:
1. Educate
2. Inspire
3. Entertain
4. Connect
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Namboothiri. Poonthanam thanked Krishna for helping him from danger and said to the man that "Shri Krishna has send you here and I don't know how to thank you". The man smiled and told that he is Mangattachan, minister of samoodhiris. Poonthanam once again thanked him and

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