This is what pisses me off about the constant bad faith victimhood crap people on the right do:

1. They wildly misrepresent something innocuous (no, Pelosi did not “ban” anything).

2. They come up with a “gotcha” example of hypocrisy... that relies on their misrepresentation.

This same exact nonsense gets trotted out constantly. “Oh, so now we’re not allowed to call ourselves husbands or mothers or uncles or aunts or men or women?! Outrage!” But no one at all is doing that, nor have they ever been doing that.
Yet the right loses its shit over this every few months. A lot of the time it’ll be something like... a lawmaker will introduce a bill that would tweak applications for marriage licenses to say “spouse 1” and “spouse 2” instead of just “husband/wife” because the status quo ...
... will have been creating actual legal issues for gay couples who then have to put something false on legal documents designating one of them as “wife.”

It’ll be something like that, just meant to fix an issue that has no material impact on 99% of people.
And the right, like clockwork, will lose their minds over it as though anyone is trying to “ban” the concept of someone being a husband or a wife or a man or a woman or whatever.

From a few years back, here’s Bill O’Reilly doing that https://t.co/5UBrFNR7eo
Here’s another 2015 example. A high school used to have different color graduation robes for boys and girls, but one year decided to just streamline it to a single color for all graduates. Barely noteworthy in local news let alone national. And yet...

https://t.co/PG1ihGdvvP
They do this anytime anyone updates anything in any way. Here’s Lou Dobbs having a meltdown because the Navy Seals decided to stop using the term “brotherhood” to describe a group that includes women. Apparently this was very important to Lou! https://t.co/esKB3Ky4Sg
Anyway, I could add about 50 examples to this thread, but you get the idea. Whenever you see someone flipping out over banning gendered terms, know that virtually every time they’re lying or misrepresenting whatever it is they’re talking about.
https://t.co/iVVIGqcQTH
https://t.co/B58HleNDmt
Back in 2014, Fox went on a weeks-long campaign against a college adding gender neutral restrooms *in addition to* men’s and women’s restrooms various places around campus. It was weird! https://t.co/STSImmwGtu
This is a great example of how dishonest they are about it. Gretchen Carlson had a freak out over a rule she just... made up.

https://t.co/dTLFZVsRu5
I’m just exhausted by years of watching this sort of performative “PC CULTURE RUN AMOK!” outrage crap being created on the right. Here’s when Fox freaked out because Mario wasn’t described as a plumber anymore https://t.co/eEtPUHuCfa

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"Communist Blogger" is my favorite Neutral Milk Hotel song


Anyway, here are some of the "communist" blog posts about the Qongresswoman from Georgia (thread)

In 2018, she agreed with someone who said that 9/11 was an inside job and argued that the school shooting in Parkland, FL was a false flag.

And then there's another time she said that the Parkland shooting was fake

She claimed that there was "never any evidence" that a plane was flown into the Pentagon on 9/11
2017 https://t.co/kiqQoWR57e


https://t.co/W18nqFlLru


The GOP got rid of the SCOTUS filibuster so they could jam through three fringy right-wing Alito clones, including one right before the election, but sure thing, bud.

“Uh, actually, they got rid of the SCOTUS filibuster because Harry Reid did it first for something totally different! I am very smart!”

No. Knock it off.

Here’s the thing about the “But Harry Reid...” excuse:

1. McConnell was holding up Obama nominees, some *for literal years* without a vote.

2. Had he *not* done that, Trump would have inherited *even more* vacant seats.

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So, as the #MegaMillions jackpot reaches a record $1.6B and #Powerball reaches $620M, here's my advice about how to spend the money in a way that will truly set you, your children and their kids up for life.

Ready?

Create a private foundation and give it all away. 1/

Let's stipulate first that lottery winners often have a hard time. Being publicly identified makes you a target for "friends" and "family" who want your money, as well as for non-family grifters and con men. 2/

The stress can be damaging, even deadly, and Uncle Sam takes his huge cut. Plus, having a big pool of disposable income can be irresistible to people not accustomed to managing wealth.
https://t.co/fiHsuJyZwz 3/

Meanwhile, the private foundation is as close as we come to Downton Abbey and the landed aristocracy in this country. It's a largely untaxed pot of money that grows significantly over time, and those who control them tend to entrench their own privileges and those of their kin. 4

Here's how it works for a big lotto winner:

1. Win the prize.
2. Announce that you are donating it to the YOUR NAME HERE Family Foundation.
3. Receive massive plaudits in the press. You will be a folk hero for this decision.
4. Appoint only trusted friends/family to board. 5/

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