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The Three Trump Attorneys

Let's talk about Michael Cohen, Rudy Giuliani & Chris Christie

Michael Cohen served as Trump's personal attorney for about a decade PRIOR to Trump coming to the White House

And whatever bad image you have of attorneys, to call Michael Cohen a lawyer, is unfair to attorneys. He acted like the worst thug, a despicable monster of a human being
Michael Cohen's 'method' was to bully and to threaten to sue and then to sue. And then to behave in all sorts of unethical ways. He acted ALWAYS like a monster.

It tells us enough, that Michael Cohen was BLOCKED from joining Trump in White House, as BEING TOO TOXIC
Even so, for first 15 months, Trump would use Michael Cohen (worked for 'free' ie paid by Trump organization, not Trump personally) - in GOVERNMENT matters. Trump would call Michael Cohen on the speaker phone - to JOIN the discussions (knowing Cohen would RECORD that discussion)
Michael Cohen's lawyer's office was raided by FBI in April of 2018. That RAID destroyed Trump's freedom, because the FBI got all the evidence it ever wanted, to put Trump away for LIFE. They have been patiently waiting for Trump to become Citizen Trump - to process those crimes
As Michael Cohen pleaded guilty, turned State's Evidence, went to prison, he has turned and is now a RELIABLE witness into the Trumpomobster world. We will be hearing more of Michael Cohen.

Who blocked Michael Cohen's appointment to the White House? It was Chris Christie
The rejected Bond Villain The Chrischristie was Trump's friend from years prior, as NJ Governor back when Trump had casinos there. Chris was among first of Trump's rivals in 2016 nomination race to endorse Trump. Trump WANTED the Chrischristie as his Veep. He became his shadow
Trump WANTED Chris Christie as his VP. But Manafort was the money man (paid by Putin) who kept Trump afloat. Manafort told Trump he cannot have Christie. Putin demanded Trump to take Mike Pence instead (Newt Gingrich had been Trump's other choice)

Trump hates Pence to this day
When Trump couldn't have Chris Christie as Veep, he gave Chris the job of Transition Manager. Chris could fill the positions. This meant Christie could set himself for ANY post (either White House Chief of Staff or Secretary of State the 2 most powerful in any admin).
Chris Christie tried. He noticed Trump was not listening to Chris, and instead, was hiring criminals like traitor General Flynn, a Putin stooge. So Christie DID NOT JOIN the Trump Admin. But Trump TRUSTS Christie, and called him regularly, last used him in debate prep 2020
Whatever you think of Chris Christie, of these 3 alleged attorneys, he is the least insane. And Christie is likely to tell the truth. Especially admit clear mistakes, like that Trump lost his first debate

Trump does not treat the truth well. Nor those who tell it to Trump
If Michael Cohen was too criminal an attorney to join a Trump White House (too hot), and Chris Christie not criminal enough an attorney (too cold), we get the middle thug attorney friend of Trump (just right), now known as Pantsy McGrabliani.
Rudy Giuliani had been Mayor of New York City. Before that he was a District Attorney, processing mafia crimes. Trump and Giuliani knew each other well, long before Trump ran for President. Trump did NOT bring Giuliani into his White House staff either
Giuliani tried repeatedly to get into Trump's White House. His chance came with Michael Cohen's office raid by FBI. Trump needed to have evidence manufactured against Joe Biden for 2020 (Ukraine, Hunter Biden). With Cohen in prison, Trump gave this project to Rudy (paid by Putin)
When Giuliani ran the Ukraine Hunter Biden gambit, he was given a pair of Trump's thugs, lovely criminals known as Lev & Igor. In reality Lev ran it with Putin's instructions, with idiot Giuliani as their mouth piece. And Giuliani behaved as if he was some kind of Viceroy
When Trump tried to dump Giuliani as a scapegoat during his first impeachment, the thug past Mayor of New York went on TV to threaten Trump. Trump IMMEDIATELY stopped blaming Rudy and found someone else to blame.

This tells us Giuliani holds some SERIOUS dirt on Trump
Trump had no LEGAL case to overturn the election. Giuliani promised Trump he can do it, and milked Trump campaign for $20,000 dollars PER DAY in this sham, where Giuliani said one thing on TV - that Trump would watch - and something different in court where Rudy is under oath.
Now the alleged attorney Pantsy McGrabliani made his notorious cry 'let's have trial by combat!'

Trump feels betrayed. He sees Rudy being blamed as one of riot organizers. So Trump has ordered Giuliani not to be paid. And Trump is not taking Rudy's telephone calls
Now we have a Mexican standoff

Giuliani needs Trump's pardon. Trump is not PAYING.

Trump needs Giuliani for Trump's Impeachment defense.

Giuliani's time runs out in six days to receive his pardon - so Rudy HAS TO THREATEN Trump.

This could become... entertaining

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Trump is gonna let the Mueller investigation end all on it's own. It's obvious. All the hysteria of the past 2 weeks about his supposed impending firing of Mueller was a distraction. He was never going to fire Mueller and he's not going to


Mueller's officially end his investigation all on his own and he's gonna say he found no evidence of Trump campaign/Russian collusion during the 2016 election.

Democrats & DNC Media are going to LITERALLY have nothing coherent to say in response to that.

Mueller's team was 100% partisan.

That's why it's brilliant. NOBODY will be able to claim this team of partisan Democrats didn't go the EXTRA 20 MILES looking for ANY evidence they could find of Trump campaign/Russian collusion during the 2016 election

They looked high.

They looked low.

They looked underneath every rock, behind every tree, into every bush.

And they found...NOTHING.

Those saying Mueller will file obstruction charges against Trump: laughable.

What documents did Trump tell the Mueller team it couldn't have? What witnesses were withheld and never interviewed?

THERE WEREN'T ANY.

Mueller got full 100% cooperation as the record will show.

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This media manipulation effort was inspired by the success of the "kids in cages" freakout, a 100% Stalinist propaganda drive that required people to forget about Obama putting migrant children in cells. It worked, so now they want pics of Trump "gassing children on the border."

There's a heavy air of Pallywood around the whole thing as well. If the Palestinians can stage huge theatrical performances of victimhood with the willing cooperation of Western media, why shouldn't the migrant caravan organizers expect the same?

It's business as usual for Anarchy, Inc. - the worldwide shredding of national sovereignty to increase the power of transnational organizations and left-wing ideology. Many in the media are true believers. Others just cannot resist the narrative of "change" and "social justice."

The product sold by Anarchy, Inc. is victimhood. It always boils down to the same formula: once the existing order can be painted as oppressors and children as their victims, chaos wins and order loses. Look at the lefties shrieking in unison about "Trump gassing children" today.
"I lied about my basic beliefs in order to keep a prestigious job. Now that it will be zero-cost to me, I have a few things to say."


We know that elite institutions like the one Flier was in (partial) charge of rely on irrelevant status markers like private school education, whiteness, legacy, and ability to charm an old white guy at an interview.

Harvard's discriminatory policies are becoming increasingly well known, across the political spectrum (see, e.g., the recent lawsuit on discrimination against East Asian applications.)

It's refreshing to hear a senior administrator admits to personally opposing policies that attempt to remedy these basic flaws. These are flaws that harm his institution's ability to do cutting-edge research and to serve the public.

Harvard is being eclipsed by institutions that have different ideas about how to run a 21st Century institution. Stanford, for one; the UC system; the "public Ivys".