Good morning, all. There's a little bit of news out of Michigan already this morning - it looks like Judge Parker wanted to start the work week this week with unnecessary and stupid distractions cleared away.

So she dismissed the MI Kraken tentacle sometime after midnight.

It a 36-page opinion.

And it starts out strong.
ACK - my bad -

Sorry. I'm tweeting without caffeine and it shows. The order rejects the injunction, but it doesn't dismiss the case (yet). Skimming ahead, that appears a foregone conclusion, but technically the case isn't dismissed.
Seriously, though - this is yet another judge who is responding to these request to overturn the election with the judicial version of "you want me to *what*? Hard pass."
The judge is being kind to the plaintiffs here and doesn't mention the epiceyeburningdisasterthatwastheoriginalcomplaint. But you'll note that the judge also doesn't mention what claims were in that complaint or whether they are the same as the ones in the 1st Amended Complaint.
(I'm jumping past some material that's not all that noteworthy or important - busy day today on many levels, so not a lot of time.)
This is stated mildly, but it's a bit of a benchslap. It's very much "you really didn't do anything right and I had to remind you about things you should have done days earlier."
For the nonlawyers:
"Benchslap" is an official term of art, and is defined in Black's Law Dictionary. See below.
And noting that the rapid pace of these proceedings is the result of plaintiff's requests, so Sidney is getting what she asked for here.
It looks like this is - no real surprise - going to be another one of those "you lose for all of the reasons" opinions.
I didn't look too closely at the sovereign immunity issues in this case, but I did see they were briefed by MI. It appears that they were briefed very well.
The exception that allows prospective injunctive relief to end a continuing violation is, as the court points out, narrow.

On this court's reading, all the Kraken suits should be done and dismissed on these grounds, I think.
This passage also goes to why the SCOTUS petition in the Pennsylvania case is on very shaky ground, to put it mildly. That case is trying to disguise a request that SCOTUS instruct a state court on how to conform to state law as a constitutional claim. It's not well-disguised.
As the court points out, the defense is arguing that all the federal claims that Sidney raised are really just state law claims in a cheap disguise.
Not only does the court agree, it somewhat gratuitously quotes a bit of the Defense's snark about the insane nature of these claims when it does it.
Footnote 2 is interesting. No reason is given, but I don't think one is really necessary.
This makes it clear that dismissal is inevitable. That will be handled separately, but if the claims are barred by the 11th Amendment, they must be dismissed.
The first paragraph of the mootness section is succinct.
The court points out that plaintiffs failed to use the MI law procedures for challenging an election, which locks them out of most of the relief they wanted, and that there's no point to letting them look at machines if they have no case.
And, quoting both the 11th Circuit in Wood v Raffensperger and Justice Wecht's concurrence in the PA Supreme Court's ruling in Kelly, finds that there's no basis in law for a court to undo an election by telling the legislature to appoint electors. So the case is also moot.
But wait! There's more!

Let's talk about laches, because laches is another reason Sidney loses.
You'll notice that one of the things the court points to is Sidney's lengthy delay in bothering to serve the defendants. That kind of thing really does matter. (Of course, all the other delays didn't help either.)
Nice use of scare quotes here.
The court finds that there was unreasonable delay - based in part on the Plaintiffs' own concessions.

And that there is prejudice to the defendants. So the plaintiffs also lose on laches.
For the nonlawyers:
Abstention is a doctrine where federal courts decline to rule in a case even if they otherwise could to give the state courts a chance to weigh in on the matter. There are a few variants. It's technical; I'm going to skip past most of it.
But the court finds that abstention is warranted.
And we're still not done! We haven't talked about standing yet. So let's talk about standing.

There's no standing for the equal protection claim. There's also no standing for the Elections Clause and Electors Clause claims.
(I skipped a bunch of material there.)

So - for those keeping score:
The defendants lose because: 11th Amendment, mootness, laches, abstention, and standing.

With that out of the way, it's time to look at the merits of the request for injunctive relief.
The court goes on to find that even if none of those reasons to lose the whole case applied, the plaintiffs would still lose the Elections & Electors Clause claims.
And it looks like the Court read the affidavits carefully enough to see that they didn't actually allege anything real.
So there's no likelihood of success on the merits for Equal Protection either.

And, as most of the lawyers weighing in on these cases have pointed out, federal courts Do Not Like theories that would make every violation of the law a federal matter.
And even the court was done at this point - it's just "oh, and none of the other factors for injunctive relief work for you either."
Oh, and it looks like Judge Parker was very aware of the real purpose of the lawsuit, and wasn't a fan. At all.
Summary:
Seriously, that was brutal. It won't deter Sidney, of course, because Sidney is all the nuts. But it should.

This was a "you lose for all the reasons" ruling. The case may technically not be buried, but it's a zombie at this point - all that's left is to finish it off.
So that's one tentacle down. Several to go.

/fin
PS - but if you want more, it looks like Akiva is just getting started with his take.
https://t.co/gMyu2IyODj

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Happy Monday! Dominion Voting Systems is suing Rudy Giuliani for $1.3 billion.

As Akiva notes, the legal question is going to boil down to something known as "actual malice."

That's a tricky concept for nonlawyers (and often for lawyers) so an explainer might help.


What I'm going to do with this thread is a bit different from normal - I'm going to start by explaining the underlying law so that you can see why lawyers are a little skeptical of the odds of success, and only look at the complaint after that.

So let's start with the most basic basics:
If you want to win a defamation case, you have to prove:
(1) that defendant made a false and defamatory statement about you;
(2) to a third party without privilege;
(3) with the required degree of fault;
(4) causing you to suffer damage.

For Dominion's defamation cases, proving 1 and 4 is easy. 2 is, in the case of the lawyers they're suing, slightly more complex but not hard. And 3 - degree of fault - is really really hard to prove.

A false statement of fact that is defamatory is a slam dunk element here - all the fraud allegations against dominion are totally banana-pants. They are also allegations which are clearly going to harm Dominion's reputation.

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And I have thoughts (MY OWN). So, I’m sorry ... a thread 1/25

One of the main reasons I think users are best served by a recognition that social media services have 1st Amendment rights to curate the content on their sites is because many users want filtered content, either by topic, or by behavior, or other. 2/

So online services should have the right to do this filtering, and to give their users the tools to do so too. For more detail see our Prager U amicus brief
https://t.co/73PswB9Q7Q 3/

So, I disagree with my friends (and others) who say that every online service should apply First Amendment rules, even though they cannot be required to do so. There are both practical and policy reasons why I don’t like this. 4/

Most obviously, the 1st Amendment reflects only one national legal system when this is inherently an international issue. So it’s politically messy, even if you think a 1st Amendment-based policy will be most speech-protective (though probably only non-sexual speakers). 5/
Hot take: Courts might be able to review the legality of this impeachment, even under current political-question doctrine. Here’s why and how the issue might arise:


Suppose Senate convicts and disqualifies Trump from ever holding federal office. Trump files paperwork to run anyway, but state officials deny his application, citing his Senate impeachment judgment. Trump sues, arguing that the judgment is void.

Normally a legal dispute about a prospective candidates eligibility to run would certainly present a justiciable case or controversy. But are courts bound to accept the Senate impeachment judgment as valid? Maybe not. Here’s why:

According to Article I, “The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments.” This is a small amount of judicial power vested in Congress. When trying impeachments, the Senate sits as a court.

The Senate’s judicial power includes the power to decide relevant legal questions that arise, such as what procedures are sufficient to constitute a “trial” w/in the Constitution’s meaning. Such legal determinations are conclusive, as SCOTUS held in Nixon v. United States (1993).

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