Frown your face, freeze your destiny!

Frown your face, freeze your harvest!
Joy is your highway to high places in life!
If you carry a long face, then your journey will be long!
If you're not excited you will be exempted or simply replaced!
Don't allow the look on your face to destroy the works of your hands! Rejoice and keep your harvest in reach!
Absence of joy confirms absence of gratitude!
Absence of joy confirms absence of faith!
Absence of joy confirms absence of victory!
Your joy is your miracle atmosphere!
Joy is revelation not provision!
The joyful are always victorious. The bitter are always beaten!
Merriment is a gateway to multiplication!

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So the cryptocurrency industry has basically two products, one which is relatively benign and doesn't have product market fit, and one which is malignant and does. The industry has a weird superposition of understanding this fact and (strategically?) not understanding it.


The benign product is sovereign programmable money, which is historically a niche interest of folks with a relatively clustered set of beliefs about the state, the literary merit of Snow Crash, and the utility of gold to the modern economy.

This product has narrow appeal and, accordingly, is worth about as much as everything else on a 486 sitting in someone's basement is worth.

The other product is investment scams, which have approximately the best product market fit of anything produced by humans. In no age, in no country, in no city, at no level of sophistication do people consistently say "Actually I would prefer not to get money for nothing."

This product needs the exchanges like they need oxygen, because the value of it is directly tied to having payment rails to move real currency into the ecosystem and some jurisdictional and regulatory legerdemain to stay one step ahead of the banhammer.