Roses are red
Hydrangeas are white
You can't sue over speech
Removed by a website

#Section230valentines

Roses are red
Hibiscus is Haitian
Even without #Section230
They'd still have a right to content moderation

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Getting banned makes you blue
But social media's not government
So First Amendment rights don't accrue

(Tangentially) #Section230valentines
Roses are red
Websites aren't a company town
If you argue "but MARSH!"
You look like a clown

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
This shouldn't need explanation
But Title II doesn't make Facebook
A public accommodation

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Cruz and Hawley are losers
#Section230 protects websites
But ALSO their users

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Your #Section230 bill is trash
Stop messing with the Internet
To make a partisan splash

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Reading comprehension's a barrier
But websites do not fit
The definition of common carrier

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
You have no credibility
If you argue that websites
Are a public utility

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Your state law is preempted
It's a mark of stupidity
That you even attempted

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Just ask Steven Biss
Lawsuits about third party content
Get tossed on a motion to dismiss

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
There's no difference required
Between publisher and platform
@tedcruz is a liar

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Laura Loomer is blue
She lost all her lawsuits
Oh no! Wah! Boo-hoo!

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
It sucks for a troll
The First Amendment says websites
Maintain editorial control

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
They can also be pink
c(1) and (c)(2) don't make the distinction
That you seem to think

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Moderation is hard
230 repeal's not the answer
Hawley is a blowhard

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Tulsi Gabbard is dumb
The First Amendment is what
Really makes her so glum

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
They'll scream into their pillow
Websites can delete stuff
It says so in Tornillo

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
Your proposal's a wreck
You're pretty socialist
If you say "nationalize big tech"

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
MAGA did insurrection
Social media has the right
To perform a correction

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
https://t.co/wqRnAtmPIB keeps receipts
Repeal #Section230
And you’ll get sued for retweets

#Section230valentines
Roses are red
What the hell are you drinking
Messing with 230
Plays into MAGA's thinking

#Section230valentines

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**Thread on Bravery of Sikhs**
(I am forced to do this due to continuous hounding of Sikh Extremists since yesterday)

Rani Jindan Kaur, wife of Maharaja Ranjit Singh had illegitimate relations with Lal Singh (PM of Ranjit Singh). Along with Lal Singh, she attacked Jammu, burnt - https://t.co/EfjAq59AyI


Hindu villages of Jasrota, caused rebellion in Jammu, attacked Kishtwar.

Ancestors of Raja Ranjit Singh, The Sansi Tribe used to give daughters as concubines to Jahangir.


The Ludhiana Political Agency (Later NW Fronties Prov) was formed by less than 4000 British soldiers who advanced from Delhi and reached Ludhiana, receiving submissions of all sikh chiefs along the way. The submission of the troops of Raja of Lahore (Ranjit Singh) at Ambala.

Dabistan a contemporary book on Sikh History tells us that Guru Hargobind broke Naina devi Idol Same source describes Guru Hargobind serving a eunuch
YarKhan. (ref was proudly shared by a sikh on twitter)
Gobind Singh followed Bahadur Shah to Deccan to fight for him.


In Zafarnama, Guru Gobind Singh states that the reason he was in conflict with the Hill Rajas was that while they were worshiping idols, while he was an idol-breaker.

And idiot Hindus place him along Maharana, Prithviraj and Shivaji as saviours of Dharma.