First one is buy cars made in the UK. How many cars are they expecting me to buy?
How will the cars be made without the parts?
Go on holiday in the UK because going to the EU will be more expensive. This is great advice. Wouldn't have known what to do without it.
Buy more bluefin tuna from Japan. No sure that's strictly environmentally ideal.
Eat more mackerel, even if you hate it. You will be doing your duty.
Number 7, buy a second home. Well, I haven't been able to afford a first home. Can I go straight to a second home?
Don't worry about the lack of brie, because it's better not to have a choice of foreign cheeses.
Be happy about tariffs on imports of foreign wine and just drink whatever we make here regardless of price.
And buy British clothes, if you can find a shop, as Debenhams won't be around.

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2. Belfast Steve Aitkin/UUP, Mervyn Gibson/OrangeOrder,Jim Allister/TUV, Jamie Bryson/Unionist Blogger, etc etc, all see the Irish Sea Border & different economic arrangements for NI apart from Britain as a “betrayal”. It comes in a long line of Tory”betrayals”.

3. #Belfast They are correct. The Irish Sea Border & EU single market moves N.Ireland closer to the Republic of Ireland in terms of economic
https://t.co/tdKZhjKhWu,it doesn’t change the constitutional status of NI but it is a huge psychological blow to a Unionism.

4. #Belfast The DUP utterly failed to “strengthen the Union”. Their attempt to hold the minority Tory Theresa May govt to ransom backfired spectacularly when Boris Johnson won a significant majority. Their arrogance led them to be isolated & resented in Westminster.

5. #Belfast How does Unionism now react to this?Retreat to the”Bunker”?Repeat the ineffective “Flag”street activism of the past? The Union can now only be saved imo by reaching out to the 5-10% swing vote that will decide a future Border Poll on Irish unification,& it is coming.

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