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I queued up a Weird Al song on Spotify, and afterwards it played another Weird Al song, then a Neil Cicierega song.

If I was Neil I'd consider that a great honor.

 I imagine when Weird Al retires, he's gonna have an official ceremony where he hands over a mystic sword to Neil Cicierega.

You'd think it'd be an accordion, but no, weird al just likes giving people swords.
Also THAT'S NOT HELPING, SWYPE
Fun fact about weird al and swords: he is one of only two people who has a working lightsaber.

He was given it by George Lucas after he wrote his Episode 1 song... Prior to seeing the movie.
(that's true, in fact. The part about writing it before seeing the movie, I mean)
Seriously. He had to write The Saga Begins prior to the release of Star Wars Episode 1, and he pulled it off brilliantly.

https://t.co/9dd9kh7aFr
Apparently he just collected all the leaks and previews and interviews he could, and pieced together the story from that.

He did get a chance to see an early screening to confirm he'd been correct, so he wasn't at risk of being made a fool by having inaccurate info...
But it's still amazing that he pulled it off.
Anyway you'd think the other person with a lightsaber would be George Lucas, Mark Hamill, maybe even David Prowse or James Earl Jones? (Alec Guinness turned it down)

Nope! None of them.
It's Greg Proops, for his expert acting in episode 1.
They decided it wouldn't be safe to give Ewan McGregor one, and when they offered one to Liam Neeson, he said "no thanks, I've already got one."
And who would need two lightsabers, anyway?

Meanwhile both Ray Park and Peter Serafinowicz were crying in the corner
Darth Maul continues the Star Wars tradition of Darths having two actors, one who does the physical acting, and a second one who provides the voice.
In those way the mantle of Darth Vader of David Prowse & James Earl Jones is passed along. In this essay I will -
That's fundamentally the problem with the sequel series. Different goals from different directors? Plotting by least-expected? Setting up characters and doing nothing with them? Remaking the originals?

Nope! None of those are the problem.
The problem is that they had sith who had the same body actor and voice actor.

That's all.
Let Adam Driver play physical Kylo, but put on the helmet, call him Darth Ren, and let Kevin Conroy do his voice. (he's used to working with Mark Hamill, anyway)

Bam! Sequel trilogy fixed.
Anyway, Hayden Christensen is getting a lightsaber soon. That was the condition he had on returning for Star Wars: Kenobi.

Ewan McGregor still can't have one.
When Ray Park was working on X-men, Ian McKellen teased him by claiming to have a lightsaber, despite never appearing in Star Wars.

He said he got it from Patrick Stewart, which doesn't even begin to make sense.
Also I swear I made this as just a shitpost, but @emulateiam pointed out this tweet:

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Do you think the people implicated in Jeffrey Epstein's book had a general "Dead men tell no tales" slush fund?
Or did they have to separately organize his assignation?

I'm just imagining that on August 10th there's a big traffic jam of hired killers all running into each other like


some guy's sneaking out of a vent when a guard walks in, sees him, and goes "HALT!" and the vent guy goes "SHIT!", then notices the guard's ill-fitting suit. "Wait, ...Steve? Is that you?"

"Alex! I haven't seen you since the Reno heist! What are you doing here?"
"Same thing as you, looks like."

"I'll be damned. Well, I've already knocked out the guard, you want to let me finish this?"
"Yeah, go ahead. I'll get paid either way."
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So I was talking to @gewt about Job: A Comedy of Justice and I came up with a theory that I think explains why Heinlein's late-period work is so kinda-terrible and why I still enjoy it so much


So Heinlein had always been very interesting in the short parts of his novels, like the little snippets inside chapters. He had a very fun writing style, and wrote some fun dialogue with fun characters, right?>
It probably comes from how much of his early stuff was short fiction

And I think what happened with a lot of his longer works is that he'd just start writing fun bits and hope it would end up going somewhere or having a bigger plot by the end. like eventually he'd figure out where this was going, then go back and rewrite it into a cohesive whole

and I'm sure he had editors that'd help this process. No editor would let you publish something as rambly and changing-gears-every-other-chapter as The Number Of The Beast, for example... unless you were God-King Of Science Fiction 1980s Robert Heinlein.

so basically I think what happened is that by the 80s (when he was in his seventies!!) he lost the drive to go back and rewrite and he was too Untouchable for editors to make him.
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I think chrome is intentionally providing shitty user experience for the blocking of HTTP downloads on HTTPS pages, in order to push developers to fix it faster.

you click a HTTP download link on an HTTPS page and what happens? NOTHING. No error page, no pop-up saying "BLOCKED BECAUSE SECURITY", the browser is just like "did you click? I didn't notice"

it just sticks an error in the JS console.

which I'm sure everyone notices


BTW, this is probably going to get fixed soon, but as of Version 87.0.4280.141 (which seems to be latest) there's a bug which lets you bypass the block, most of the time.

Incognito mode.

Basically chrome won't let you download it because it has the context of you clicking it from a HTTPS page.
But it loses the context if you use the "open link in incognito window" option.
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Lockpicking Floppies!

I don't know why twitter is refusing to insert a card for this one. In any case, It's the @LockPickingLwyr, and it's a floppy-drive-lock.


so I've been meaning to do a video or thread on these sorts of locks myself. I have several, of different designs.

generally they're all designed vaguely like this one: it's a plastic insert that goes into the floppy drive, then it has some bit that rotates with the key to hold itself inside.

and they pretty much universally use super-cheap low-security tubular locks like this. You can probably pick most of them with a ballpoint pen
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Hanuman ji is known by several names such as Bajrangabali, Mahabali, Maruti Nandan, Pawanputra, Mahaveer, and Anjaneya. Hanuman ji is the son of Bhagwan Vayu, the wind god.

God Hanuman played a prominent part in rescuing Mata Sitafrom the bondage of demon King of Lanka, Ravana.


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Mostly will work on Monday to Wednesday. Sometimes on Friday.
Why to pay your money to learn this if u can get it here.
U need only practice.
Let’s go.

Say bank nifty future is at 32000.
Sell both 32000 call and put.
Considering current volatile market lest say premium on Monday morning is 350 on both sides.
Sold with 700 points combine premium.
If bank nifty will trade in narrow range say +\- 100 hold it.
If moving 200 points

then exit previous sold straddle. Sell new one. Let’s say BN moved +200
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it will consolidate between 32000-32200 or 32100 to 32300 and u will get theta decay.

This is for normal move. Sudden big move may come anytime. So keep SL in system.
If u r selling at 350-350 then keep SL in system 475 for both legs.
Practice it. No need to attend webinar.
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