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#Twitterstory!!! I'm bored!!
My friend went to visit her family & called me breathlessly in the middle of the night!
Beth: OH MY GOSH I HAD THE SCARIEST DREAM! I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!
Me: What was it?!
Beth: I was driving the Buick Riviera down a country road...
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Me: (now almost yelling myself!) What was it??!!!
Beth: IT WAS SO SCARY! (she squeals)
Me: WHAT???!!
Beth: A PINECONE!!!
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Beth: It was terrible! It was so awful!! It stood up right in front of the car in the headlights, and I SCREAMED and then it opened its eyes and threw up its arms and screamed at me with little teeth and I RAN OVER IT!!!!
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That was followed by...
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My friend, by the way, was the sweetest nicest person I'd ever met. She never cursed.
"Ring Ring" said my phone.
Through the window I heard another scream.
#^#*#$#*#&!!!!" Said my phone...
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#PineConeChristmas