Number 39.
The sinister mantle clock.
Number 38
The wondrous motion lamp
Number 37
The flintlock pistol lighter. Always going missing from the stand. Always found in the toy box.
Number 36
The curious castanets hung on a big hook.
Number 35
A precious piece of blue Wedgewood Jasperware
Number 34
The baffling collection of random pot thimbles
Number 33
A Lake District tea towel drawing pinned to the kitchen wall.
We'd never been to the Lake District.
Number 32
The astonishing drinking bird.
Number 31
A massively heavy glass ashtray
Number 30
The nightmare inducing Toby Jug
Number 29
The brass crocodile nutcracker
The 1972 Christmas surprise hit
Number 28
The tragic Capodimonte tramp
Number 27
The mystifyingly popular horse brass
Number 26
The depressing dome clock
Number 25
Empty Avon bottles used as ornaments.
Number 24
The lifelong love of the Wade Whimsie
Number 23
The brass toasting fork. An all-to-convenient living room weapon.
Number 22
A Shire Horse. With a name. Usually Hercules.
Number 21
The magnificent starburst wall clock.
Number 20
An ornamental chip pan. On display in the kitchen. Never used in anger. We kid you not.
Number 19
The floor standing ashtray
Number 18
A brewery mirror
Number 17
The strange world of wine bottle candle holders.
Number 15
The painted velvet scroll. Always hung in the hall.
Number 14
The horror of the 'antique' reproduction telephone.
Number 13
The Capodimonte Rose. Every single one in Scotland was broken. Our masterful post-fight emergency Araldite repair remained undetected for years.
Number 12
A Bulrush and Pampas Grass indoor 'arrangement'.
Number 11
The Flamenco figurine
Number 10
The toilet roll doll
Number 8
The solid silver plated After Eight carriage
Number 7
A giant wooden fork and spoon
Number 5
Small glass animals
Number 3
The terrifying glass clown
Number 2
The brandy glass, cat and sometimes even the mouse.
***Number 1***
The magnificent, if somewhat delicate, wooden gazelle.
Superb input from the MD community ✊
May you all eventually get to sample After Eights from a silver plated carriage. x