Looks like an interesting house, right?
And hey, it’s reasonably priced. $157K, on 2/3rds of an acre.
High speed cable broadband should be available.
Lots of light, parking, deck...

https://t.co/8TEyzhNi8E

Not a murder house, not even a little!
Uh... maybe... wait...
That’s an interesting trim choice.
Door’s a little dated but not too bad.
Oh, shit.
More. Shag.
In. The. Kitchen.
WHY?
Have you never cooked??

(And we will talk about the seam from Cocoa Beach Blue to Violet Vale later.)
This gives me vertigo.

By the way — the benches and the carpet wall are included!
Integrated fainting couches!
It’s not... purple.
Or aqua.

It’s textured.
Great view.
You know those rugs that are an optical illusion of a hole in the floor...

This isn’t an optical illusion.
And yes, that’s pink.
And carpet is blood spatter red.
And apparently slowly eating the tub.
Oh lord.
My sympathies for the realtor.

(The carpet on the wall that is now blue appears to have started as the same purple and faded.)
(This is why we love the invention of Low E windows.)
Playroom, dungeon, playroom...
WAIT, spoke too soon.
Unfinished concrete basement room.
Oh, dear.
And in case you really felt indecisive upstairs...

Please finish your concrete. Thank you.
... well.
At least there’s matching happening.
This thread is courtesy of @deraps who linked it late last night.
I had to see it.
So do you.
My work is done. A combination of amusement, shock and horror has been delivered. Without any dire threat or danger (except to the 45 year old olefin shag).

Happy Friday — try to have a weekend.

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Hindu villages of Jasrota, caused rebellion in Jammu, attacked Kishtwar.

Ancestors of Raja Ranjit Singh, The Sansi Tribe used to give daughters as concubines to Jahangir.


The Ludhiana Political Agency (Later NW Fronties Prov) was formed by less than 4000 British soldiers who advanced from Delhi and reached Ludhiana, receiving submissions of all sikh chiefs along the way. The submission of the troops of Raja of Lahore (Ranjit Singh) at Ambala.

Dabistan a contemporary book on Sikh History tells us that Guru Hargobind broke Naina devi Idol Same source describes Guru Hargobind serving a eunuch
YarKhan. (ref was proudly shared by a sikh on twitter)
Gobind Singh followed Bahadur Shah to Deccan to fight for him.


In Zafarnama, Guru Gobind Singh states that the reason he was in conflict with the Hill Rajas was that while they were worshiping idols, while he was an idol-breaker.

And idiot Hindus place him along Maharana, Prithviraj and Shivaji as saviours of Dharma.