So we meet his teacher, goatee and sunglasses...we live in the boonies and yet there’s something here like he’s trying to be a player.
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You know what I don’t miss? Parent teacher conferences.
Most of Rocketkid’s teachers were lovely, but we had two that still stick out in my mind as sad/hilarious.
The first one, he was in elementary school. The teacher said it was ‘important’ for us to come in.
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So we meet his teacher, goatee and sunglasses...we live in the boonies and yet there’s something here like he’s trying to be a player.
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Anyway, we sit does in the kid chairs, he’s behind his desk, again, weirdly focused on ‘power,’ somehow.
No idea why,
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And he says to me, ‘So, I hear you’re a writer.’
What?
I tell him yes, I write comics and some animation and stuff.
He says. ‘I looked you up.’
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Brrrr.
Teaching is a hard job, all respect and love to them but...that was weird!
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So again, we were extremely worried.
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We are very concerned, we have no idea what’s going on.
We sit down, she looks at us like a concerned teacher does, but she doesn’t know how to tell us this awful, concerning thing.
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Which makes it all much worse, and we’re getting more anxious. It’s a ‘you’d better sit down’ moment for sure.
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And this is the thing. For a moment, all I wanted to do in the world was pretend to be shocked and horrified.
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“Oh, god, why hast thou FORSAKEN us and delivered of our loins that most foul beast, the NERD?!!?”
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We are toast.
We are DONE.
And we just both burst out in hysterics, laughing like deranged hyenas.
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And that just made it more hilarious.
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A NERD!
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I am positive she went right to the teacher’s lounge and said...
“I just met the worst parents ever.”
That was a good day.
♥️♥️♥️♥️
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I did it as a thought experiment. Why? Because thinking about how the modern Chinese script might be adapted to write modern English can give us valuable insights into historical instances of script borrowing, like those that took place centuries ago in Japan, Korea, and Vietnam.
\U0001f17b\U0001f130\U0001f17d\U0001f176\U0001f184\U0001f130\U0001f176\U0001f174 \U0001f180\U0001f184\U0001f178\U0001f189
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If this were a research trial you wouldn't place much weight on the age differences in % prevalence because of the wide confidence intervals, i.e. differences weren't statistically significant.
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I've previously tweeted on the challenges (& dangers) of interpreting surveillance data. One would need lots more contextual info to make sense of it & arrive at sound
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3/
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5/
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— Trisha Greenhalgh \U0001f637 #CovidIsAirborne (@trishgreenhalgh) January 30, 2021
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