🚫Things to leave behind in 2020:

1. Leaving the diaspora and moving to "Gohna🇬🇭" without a plan for earning income, then trying to survive in Gohna by monetizing your new YouTube channel about life in Gohna.

This thing is becoming a ponzi scheme and it must stop⛔

2. Uploading photos of your snowed-in car or 2-bedroom house in Mississauga with the caption, "Still want to come to Canada?"

Just drop your photo, write "I escaped" and go.😐
3. Writing "Sapiosexual" on your Tinder bio.

Facebook. You need Facebook.
4. Headhunting someone and taking them through an entire interview and testing process after reaching out to them yourself, only to hit them with the "We like you but" email.

This one baffled me because I was literally by myself and you came to meet me. What was the reason?🤷🏿‍♂️
5. Using the phrase "Good PM" for any reason whatsoever.

Return to Ìbàràpá from whence you came, foul creature
6. Mentioning the name "Goodluck Jonathan." DUDE.

Let.

It.

Go.
7. Asking $100,000 professionals to do $1,000,000 work for N10,000.

😶
8. Using people's serious Twitter threads to advertise hair extensions and your 14 tons of cassava looking for a buyer.

😒
9. Tackling people publicly, then sending them DMs when they tackle you back publicly.

In the words of a famous Ghanaian philosopher:

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The chorus of this song uses the shlokas taken from Sundarkand of Ramayana.

It is a series of Sanskrit shlokas recited by Jambavant to Hanuman to remind Him of his true potential.

1. धीवर प्रसार शौर्य भरा: The brave persevering one, your bravery is taking you forward.


2. उतसारा स्थिरा घम्भीरा: The one who is leaping higher and higher, who is firm and stable and seriously determined.

3. ुग्रामा असामा शौर्या भावा: He is strong, and without an equal in the ability/mentality to fight

4. रौद्रमा नवा भीतिर्मा: His anger will cause new fears in his foes.

5.विजिटरीपुरु धीरधारा, कलोथरा शिखरा कठोरा: This is a complex expression seen only in Indic language poetry. The poet is stating that Shivudu is experiencing the intensity of climbing a tough peak, and likening

it to the feeling in a hard battle, when you see your enemy defeated, and blood flowing like a rivulet. This is classical Veera rasa.

6.कुलकु थारथिलीथा गम्भीरा, जाया विराट वीरा: His rough body itself is like a sharp weapon (because he is determined to win). Hail this complete

hero of the world.

7.विलयगागनथाला भिकारा, गरज्जद्धरा गारा: The hero is destructive in the air/sky as well (because he can leap at an enemy from a great height). He can defeat the enemy (simply) with his fearsome roar of war.