Faced with crisis, these are the solutions.

I interrupt this thread for physiognomy check on author (left) and quoted h*mosubcon (right).
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) January 4, 2021
Fellas, I must admit I would bleach left; WYB?
Different solution for right, naturally. pic.twitter.com/I0WRGvbbFy
Lashana Lynch (LYNCH!?) is another data point supporting my Theory of African Maleness.
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) November 5, 2020
Theory supposes that all Africans are actually male. Any black "woman" you see is actually an M2F tranner.
Of course, not all believe in this. Gimli, son of Gl\xf3in being the leading skeptic. pic.twitter.com/dEREdr4O9R
Get ready to diversity your executive team with this new position: Chief Black Person.
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) January 4, 2021
This ties directly into the @FamedCelebrity post I RT'd this morning (which you should all read). pic.twitter.com/8AmmrKMrWW