Faced with crisis, these are the solutions.

I interrupt this thread for physiognomy check on author (left) and quoted h*mosubcon (right).
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) January 4, 2021
Fellas, I must admit I would bleach left; WYB?
Different solution for right, naturally. pic.twitter.com/I0WRGvbbFy
Lashana Lynch (LYNCH!?) is another data point supporting my Theory of African Maleness.
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) November 5, 2020
Theory supposes that all Africans are actually male. Any black "woman" you see is actually an M2F tranner.
Of course, not all believe in this. Gimli, son of Gl\xf3in being the leading skeptic. pic.twitter.com/dEREdr4O9R
Get ready to diversity your executive team with this new position: Chief Black Person.
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) January 4, 2021
This ties directly into the @FamedCelebrity post I RT'd this morning (which you should all read). pic.twitter.com/8AmmrKMrWW
SAB has formed part of the fabric of SA for the last 125 years & we've stood behind the nation through its triumphs & challenges. After much consideration,SAB has decided to approach the Courts to challenge the Constitutionality of the decision taken to re-ban the sale of alcohol pic.twitter.com/40rWpJSW5b
— SABreweries (@SABreweries) January 6, 2021
Happy Monday everyone :-) Let's ring in September by reacquainting ourselves with Virginia neo-Nazi and NSC Dixie affiliate Sayed "Robbie" Javid, now known by "Reform the States". Robbie is an explicitly genocidal neo-Nazi, so lets get to know him a bit better!
— Garfield but Anti-Fascist (@AntifaGarfield) August 31, 2020
CW on this thread pic.twitter.com/3gzxrIo9HD