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Let me share a story here which should help you get your answer!
A man, walking along the Chennai beach, was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lawd, grant me one wish."
The sunny Chennai sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, and the Lawd Jeebus appeared before him and said
"Begause you have been faithful to me in all ways, begause you voted Duddy to power, begause you could able to tithe me regularly, begause of all these reasons, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Port Blair so I can drive over anytime I want & preach the goospel there"
The Laawd said, "Your request is very materialistic. You are behaving like the materialistic Pagan & Heathen. Aren't you idolatrous in asking such a boon?"
The Laawd, mournfully, continued, "Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Bay of the Rakshasi Land! The concrete and steel it would take over thousands of kilometers!
Genuine koschan: What is easier?
— Chittukuruvi (@chittukuruvi4) June 1, 2021
Reading Doctor's prescription or
Understanding wife's thought process??
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A man, walking along the Chennai beach, was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lawd, grant me one wish."
The sunny Chennai sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, and the Lawd Jeebus appeared before him and said
"Begause you have been faithful to me in all ways, begause you voted Duddy to power, begause you could able to tithe me regularly, begause of all these reasons, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Port Blair so I can drive over anytime I want & preach the goospel there"
The Laawd said, "Your request is very materialistic. You are behaving like the materialistic Pagan & Heathen. Aren't you idolatrous in asking such a boon?"
The Laawd, mournfully, continued, "Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Bay of the Rakshasi Land! The concrete and steel it would take over thousands of kilometers!
Good Morning Tweeple
Probably the most famous Ganapati Stuti
गजाननं भूतगणादि सेवितं
कपित्थजम्बूफलसार भक्षितम् ।
उमासुतं शोकविनाशकारणं
नमामि विघ्नेश्वर पादपङ्कजम् ॥ https://t.co/M9rEG1gFaV
Gajaananam Bhoota Ganaadi Sevitam
Kapittha Jambu Phala Saara Bhakshitam |
Uma Sutam Shoka Vinaasha Kaaranam
Namaami Vighneshvara Paada Pankajam ||
I worship the Lotus-Feet of Sri Vigneshwara
The One with the face of an elephant
The One who is served by the Bhuta Ganas (Celestial Beings) plus others
The One, with whose blessings, I partake the juice of Kapittha (Wood Apple) & Jambu (Rose Apple), offered by the devotees
The One who is the Son of Devi Parvati,
The One who destroys all sorrows,
I, with all reverence, awe & wonder, salute & prostrate myself at the Lotus-Feet of that Vighneshwara (the Lord who removes the obstacles).
Probably the most famous Ganapati Stuti
गजाननं भूतगणादि सेवितं
कपित्थजम्बूफलसार भक्षितम् ।
उमासुतं शोकविनाशकारणं
नमामि विघ्नेश्वर पादपङ्कजम् ॥ https://t.co/M9rEG1gFaV
Good morning Tweeple
— Aspectabund Vijayalakshmi (@wataboutery) March 3, 2021
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Agajaanana Padmaarkam
Gajaananam Aharnisham |
Aneka Damtam Bhaktaanaam
Ekadantam Upaasmahe || https://t.co/BShaTP5WT5 pic.twitter.com/qLh3PJvOFT
Gajaananam Bhoota Ganaadi Sevitam
Kapittha Jambu Phala Saara Bhakshitam |
Uma Sutam Shoka Vinaasha Kaaranam
Namaami Vighneshvara Paada Pankajam ||
I worship the Lotus-Feet of Sri Vigneshwara
The One with the face of an elephant
The One who is served by the Bhuta Ganas (Celestial Beings) plus others
The One, with whose blessings, I partake the juice of Kapittha (Wood Apple) & Jambu (Rose Apple), offered by the devotees
The One who is the Son of Devi Parvati,
The One who destroys all sorrows,
I, with all reverence, awe & wonder, salute & prostrate myself at the Lotus-Feet of that Vighneshwara (the Lord who removes the obstacles).