I just watched Breitbart’s stupid Hunter Biden movie so you don’t have to.

*Don’t worry it was a pirated copy*

Strap in and get ready for a wild thread.

Hunter starts off doing lines of coke. Which makes his heart beat furiously.

With his heart on the verge of exploding, he reaches for the one thing that can calm it: Crack-Cocaine

GQP science is wild.

At 12:50 the film takes a wild turn. Turns out crack-cocaine helps Hunter talk to animals. It’s Dr Doolittle meets Hunter S. Thompson.

Gina Carrano repeatedly steps into the foreground to break the 4th wall.
At 1:03:33 she reminds us that Epstein didn’t kill himself.

Gina Carrano also explains Ukraine to the audience as if they’re 5 year olds learning the concept of geography for the first time.

This part seems appropriate given their target audience.