16 Different kinds of people you'll meet in Yoruba Churches

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THE BABY CARRIERS

These ones won't even let nursing mothers get a sit in the church before they stretch forth their arms to carry their baby.
They don't mind standing at the back throuout the service.
They hardly listen to sermon as they're busy playing with baby

THE WEEKLY THANKSGIVERS

These ones will always have something to say every Sunday.
Ranging from escaping accident, recovering from sickness, celebrating the 50years demise of their late Grandfather
They can even thank God for buying a new clothe
They always shout 21 hallelujahs

THE BIBLE READERS

These ones are faster than the person in charge of projector.
It's like the Preacher has given them the text before mounting the pulpit.
Pastor: e si iwe Mathew, Chapter 20..Verse
TBR: Jesu si wipe , emi ni ona tooto
As in, let the pastor say the verse first na

THE FIRST TIMER WELCOMERS

These people will always stand up to shake First Timers.
"You are welcome into the city of joy, we are always happy people, yes we love you, you are welcome"

But once they get home, they turn to Mike Tyson. They can fight their neighbors ehn