Authors David Hundeyin
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🚫Things to leave behind in 2020:
1. Leaving the diaspora and moving to "Gohna🇬🇭" without a plan for earning income, then trying to survive in Gohna by monetizing your new YouTube channel about life in Gohna.
This thing is becoming a ponzi scheme and it must stop⛔
2. Uploading photos of your snowed-in car or 2-bedroom house in Mississauga with the caption, "Still want to come to Canada?"
Just drop your photo, write "I escaped" and go.😐
3. Writing "Sapiosexual" on your Tinder bio.
Facebook. You need Facebook.
4. Headhunting someone and taking them through an entire interview and testing process after reaching out to them yourself, only to hit them with the "We like you but" email.
This one baffled me because I was literally by myself and you came to meet me. What was the reason?🤷🏿♂️
5. Using the phrase "Good PM" for any reason whatsoever.
Return to Ìbàràpá from whence you came, foul creature
1. Leaving the diaspora and moving to "Gohna🇬🇭" without a plan for earning income, then trying to survive in Gohna by monetizing your new YouTube channel about life in Gohna.
This thing is becoming a ponzi scheme and it must stop⛔
There\u2019s a YouTuber who interviews people who\u2019ve moved back to Africa from the diaspora and somehow all the videos sound like this to me pic.twitter.com/jwjMZMkueZ
— Nelumbo N. (@vuyanzi93) December 31, 2020
2. Uploading photos of your snowed-in car or 2-bedroom house in Mississauga with the caption, "Still want to come to Canada?"
Just drop your photo, write "I escaped" and go.😐
3. Writing "Sapiosexual" on your Tinder bio.
Facebook. You need Facebook.
4. Headhunting someone and taking them through an entire interview and testing process after reaching out to them yourself, only to hit them with the "We like you but" email.
This one baffled me because I was literally by myself and you came to meet me. What was the reason?🤷🏿♂️
5. Using the phrase "Good PM" for any reason whatsoever.
Return to Ìbàràpá from whence you came, foul creature
