Loving your take, @LindseyGrahamSC, you go get that 2022 Trump base … wait … are all y’all at @MSNBC rope-a-doping Lindsey? Better f$&kin’ DM and let me know, if so, before someone finally shows Lindsey the future I’ve chosen to write for him).

You know … Lindsey … I want you to think about something https://t.co/xPllsIsIvv
Now if a small group can change the country, what do you want to f$&kin’ bet that ONE MF can change this country?
Oh thank Christ! I was worried you might go the other way and that would totally f$&k up everything I had left to say.
‘Cause Lindsey, I have learned something this week. We are all familiar with the phrase:
And sure as sh$t … it is a bad idea to come at a bull. He will immediately f$&k you up. Like you aren’t you anymore f$&k you up.
Now #MoscowMitch has a 2022 base. He f$&kin’ played everybody (*sigh* apparently) and has himself ready to make a run at all those GD centrists been unregistering with you MF. His position is too good (f$&kin’ as of Saturday) to not bring enough back with his new platform.
But you, bud? Almost could just sit back, and watch. But let me tell you what I learned this week, Lindsey. I learned that a bull … needn’t be provoked all at once.
There are ways one can mild annoy that bull in a way that starts to stack up. In a way that makes that bull’s patience erode slowly over time (like your moral center).
Until one day … Lindsey … you almost needn’t have said anything …
So I too will take that bet. I will change this m0ther … f$&king … nation … Lindsey. Which, incidentally, is how I get to write your f$&kin’ future. Holler, @harrisonjaime, if you would like to hear it.
@threadreaderapp unroll
DAMN YOU TYPOSSSS!!!!!!!
Anyone playing at home that wants a crack at writing Lindsey’s (or anyone running on the reality rejectionist platform’s) furure can think of this like a MF #MadLib (OMG, do y’all see it?) cause all the answers are yours: https://t.co/5w1jMWpq3R

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Today's Twitter threads (a Twitter thread).

Inside: Stop saying "it's not censorship if it's not the government"; Trump's swamp gators find corporate refuge; and more!

Archived at: https://t.co/7JMcAbaULj

#Pluralistic

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Monday night, I'll be helping William Gibson launch the paperback edition of his novel AGENCY at a Strand Bookstore videoconference. Come say hi!

https://t.co/k3fvBdqOK0

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Stop saying "it's not censorship if it's not the government": I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

https://t.co/7I0MpCTez5

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Trump's swamp gators find corporate refuge: The Swamped project.

https://t.co/MUJyIOr2iw

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#15yrsago A-Hole bill would make a secret technology into the law of the land https://t.co/57bJaM1Byr

#15yrsago Hollywood’s MP loses the election — hit the road, Sam! https://t.co/12ssYpV46B

#15yrsago How William Gibson discovered science fiction https://t.co/MYR0go37nW

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Long thread: Because I couldn’t find anything comprehensive, I’m just going to post everything I’ve seen in the news/Twitter about Trump’s activities related to the Jan 6th insurrection. I think the timing & context of his actions/inactions will matter a lot for a senate trial.

12/12: The earlier DC protest over the electoral college vote during clearly inspired Jan 6th. On Dec 12th, he tweeted: “Wow! Thousands of people forming in Washington (D.C.) for Stop the Steal. Didn’t know about this, but I’ll be seeing them! #MAGA.”


12/19: Trump announces the Jan. 6th event by tweeting, “Big protest in D.C. on January 6th. Be there, will be wild!” Immediately, insurrectionists begin to discuss the “Wild Protest.” Just 2 days later, this UK political analyst predicts the violence


12/26-27: Trump announces his participation on Twitter. On Dec. 29, the FBI sends out a nationwide bulletin warning legislatures about attacks https://t.co/Lgl4yk5aO1


1/1: Trump tweets the time of his protest. Then he retweets “The calvary is coming” on Jan. 6!” Sounds like a war? About this time, the FBI begins visiting right wing extremists to tell them not to go--does the FBI tell the president? https://t.co/3OxnB2AHdr

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