Loving your take, @LindseyGrahamSC, you go get that 2022 Trump base … wait … are all y’all at @MSNBC rope-a-doping Lindsey? Better f$&kin’ DM and let me know, if so, before someone finally shows Lindsey the future I’ve chosen to write for him).

You know … Lindsey … I want you to think about something https://t.co/xPllsIsIvv
Now if a small group can change the country, what do you want to f$&kin’ bet that ONE MF can change this country?
Oh thank Christ! I was worried you might go the other way and that would totally f$&k up everything I had left to say.
‘Cause Lindsey, I have learned something this week. We are all familiar with the phrase:
And sure as sh$t … it is a bad idea to come at a bull. He will immediately f$&k you up. Like you aren’t you anymore f$&k you up.
Now #MoscowMitch has a 2022 base. He f$&kin’ played everybody (*sigh* apparently) and has himself ready to make a run at all those GD centrists been unregistering with you MF. His position is too good (f$&kin’ as of Saturday) to not bring enough back with his new platform.
But you, bud? Almost could just sit back, and watch. But let me tell you what I learned this week, Lindsey. I learned that a bull … needn’t be provoked all at once.
There are ways one can mild annoy that bull in a way that starts to stack up. In a way that makes that bull’s patience erode slowly over time (like your moral center).
Until one day … Lindsey … you almost needn’t have said anything …
So I too will take that bet. I will change this m0ther … f$&king … nation … Lindsey. Which, incidentally, is how I get to write your f$&kin’ future. Holler, @harrisonjaime, if you would like to hear it.
@threadreaderapp unroll
DAMN YOU TYPOSSSS!!!!!!!
Anyone playing at home that wants a crack at writing Lindsey’s (or anyone running on the reality rejectionist platform’s) furure can think of this like a MF #MadLib (OMG, do y’all see it?) cause all the answers are yours: https://t.co/5w1jMWpq3R

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A THREAD ON @SarangSood

Decoded his way of analysis/logics for everyone to easily understand.

Have covered:
1. Analysis of volatility, how to foresee/signs.
2. Workbook
3. When to sell options
4. Diff category of days
5. How movement of option prices tell us what will happen

1. Keeps following volatility super closely.

Makes 7-8 different strategies to give him a sense of what's going on.

Whichever gives highest profit he trades in.


2. Theta falls when market moves.
Falls where market is headed towards not on our original position.


3. If you're an options seller then sell only when volatility is dropping, there is a high probability of you making the right trade and getting profit as a result

He believes in a market operator, if market mover sells volatility Sarang Sir joins him.


4. Theta decay vs Fall in vega

Sell when Vega is falling rather than for theta decay. You won't be trapped and higher probability of making profit.