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6TH (😱😱) ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FRIDAY, 12/04/2020
ALL-DAY THREAD
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Eastway is also one of the poorest schools in Durham (including, for example, having a few homeless shelters whose kids it serves)
And all the schools shut down for several weeks each December
So Turq was worried their parents wouldn't have the means to keep them feed over the winter break, and we decided to run a food drive to help her class
Yes, she is always like this 😆 https://t.co/mYFtr03Yj7
That's Turquoise in the bottom left corner, at a "Teachers for T. Greg" meeting where I was asking local educators about how things worked around here pic.twitter.com/NiTnSSy9dg
— T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) December 14, 2018
For one, it wasn't called a Foodraiser
For two, it was put together in only about 48 hours 😂
But we packed out my car with food! https://t.co/aCShFKcL6T
Y'all! In less than 3 days, we got enough food for Eastway Elementary to literally stuff my entire car \U0001f604 #EaglePride pic.twitter.com/fJylQ6Vq7f
— T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) December 17, 2015
By that point I'd gotten "famous," with a whopping 5,000 Twitter followers!
And the added reach led to a bunch more donations and enough food to stuff my RAV4 https://t.co/XDrtx2xZRp
This is what all that looked like after it was transported to Eastway and separated for packing \U0001f62e
— T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) December 23, 2016
That's roughly 12'x8' of space y'all pic.twitter.com/iVQJbimTZD
In 2017 things continued to expand, and got to the point I needed to call in Delsie to bring her SUV because it couldn't all fit in mine! 😄
Here's the video of me pre-car-stuffing: https://t.co/Dmc4E5x1pU
3rd Annual Eastway Foodraiser Thread! pic.twitter.com/BTx3fOAkJe
— T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) December 20, 2017
Those of you who know the Fibonacci Sequence can probably guess where this is going...
We ended up with palettes upon palettes of food, that didn't even get unshrinkwrapped because there was no point I guess? 😂 https://t.co/RyYJ8ZVpYs
Stuff just for left on palettes this year because there was so much \U0001f602\U0001f602\U0001f602
— T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) December 19, 2018
We also decided to use the #TGDLawFoodraiser hashtag because we didn't have one yet pic.twitter.com/OIK9TjVGjM
Y'all. 2018 sucked so bad from a manual labor standpoint, my back hurt for days afterward 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/Ggu9U2MBWL
We had a mini-army of drivers that I will be @'ing later!
— T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) December 19, 2018
And thank you to the @SamsClub staff for helping with loading -- got everything done in about 20 minutes!
(After I had words with my bank lol)#TGDLawFoodraiser pic.twitter.com/Pf4FPWBWob
For example, I tried to use my debit card to pay for it but the amount was so large we had to transition to cashier's checks from the bank
Which I didn't know until everyone was there waiting 🤦♂️
Every kid
Every grade
No exceptions https://t.co/GRHLeDTCAX
Here's a pair of pano shots from @PrkrsProfessors's bagging operation tonight!#TGDLawFoodraiser #FeedEmAll pic.twitter.com/1APSK9MdDY
— T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) December 20, 2018
Just straight-up cancels your entire order and tells you to go f*ck yourself?
That's what happened to us in 2019
We placed an order for $13,000+ of food for the kids
And the company we'd worked with for 4 years prior *refused to fill it* and didn't notify us until the day we were scheduled to pick everything up! 🤬
Didn't get a chance to post photos as I went b/c things were moving *fast*
— T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) December 18, 2019
Here's the check confirming all the receipts were spent (I covered the merchant account fees), then a cash register shot of the final total (@GomeralDAL kindly chipped in the extra $50ish!) pic.twitter.com/yPRDV1L9Bk
(Oops, did I say their name out loud??)
I've boycotted them since. Let my membership lapse and never went back after they f*cked us on that 2019 food drive https://t.co/Lviaos8vOz
WHAT?!?!
— Naima Cochrane (@naima) December 4, 2020
A dozen volunteers driving SUVs wasn't gonna cut it
We needed a full-blown box truck, that @Lowes was kind enough to donate for the event! https://t.co/SkJYEpAGtR
Got this beauty following behind me! *THANK YOU* @Lowes! \U0001f606\U0001f606\U0001f606 pic.twitter.com/Ac0YM6BXW4
— T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) December 18, 2019
This isn't a terribly good shot, but that entire truck had palettes all the way back \U0001f606 pic.twitter.com/v3pXUEYnnT
— T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) December 18, 2019
I shop there for all my home improvement needs now 😂 https://t.co/xMOrbYioS0
Did they provide a driver, or did you have to find somebody with a CDL? (At my sons' school, until the beginning of this year the pastor was the only one licensed to drive a school bus!)
— Anne D. (@cheyinka) December 4, 2020
Start here, and scroll down: https://t.co/1hEMP28ygd
The end results: bags and bags... pic.twitter.com/eqzB46EOd0
— T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) December 20, 2019
...and bags and bags of groceries! pic.twitter.com/Te1WTbrzgR
— T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) December 20, 2019
three.
whole.
schools.
😱😱😱
Last year, we fed 3 schools off just over $13K
This year we'd like to raise $14K (and if it goes above that, even better)
And this is where you – and a very special team of people – come in!
I don't do that here because I'll be providing manual labor instead 😂 But others will!
That means your donation – even if it's just $1 – will trigger another +$24 in donations from this team of people
1️⃣ We created a 501(c)(3) charity for the event, so now your donations are tax-deductible!
2️⃣ We've also got several different platforms where you can contribute, so use whatever's easiest for you!
(They're in the next tweet)
THE 6TH(!) ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
1️⃣ Donate online: https://t.co/zMvFOo4VEp
2️⃣ CashApp: $tgdlaw
3️⃣ Venmo: @greg_doucette
4️⃣ PayPal: https://t.co/WU8c4YgGxU
And of course please retweet, tell a friend, etc etc etc 😆
I've got access to all the backend data, and will share updates throughout the day 😆
Is there a way to do physical volunteer stuff? If I can get time, I will come.
— Yudhi Kandel (\u092f\u0941\u0927\u093f\u0937\u094d\u0920\u093f\u0930 \u0915\u0901\u0921\u0947\u0932) (@ykandel) December 4, 2020
To be honest, this was one of the most fulfilling moments ever pic.twitter.com/jq6Q0MuYQH
— ExKage \U0001f9a6 (@ExKage) December 4, 2020
More from T. Greg Doucette
@greg_doucette Sedition finally? https://t.co/34vfNIPTPY
— grumpy_gator (@jonb13x) January 2, 2021
No
https://t.co/9MgwobVvYS
I know he\u2019s a blowhard, @greg_doucette, but this is inciting violence, no?
— ScubaVal #VoteGeorgiaVote (@MajikaZulJin) January 2, 2021
The audience has been standing by with itchy fingers. https://t.co/SpZ5XTNn7M
Incitement is speech that is:
1️⃣ intended to cause, and
2️⃣ reasonably likely to cause
3️⃣ imminent
4️⃣ lawless action
It needs all 4 elements
If any of those 4 are missing, it's First-Amendment protected speech
And constitutionally protected speech is never sedition
No
Um, this doesn\u2019t satisfy all four elements?
— Alex (@arg11) January 2, 2021
Immediate is imminent
4 minutes from now is imminent
4 hours from now might be imminent but probably is not
4 days from now definitely is not
Overturning the election would be a lawless action, wouldn't it?
— Harley Quinn (@HarleyVicQuinn) January 2, 2021
And what Trump is trying to get Pence and Congressional Republicans to do on January 6 is imminent, isn't it?
I would think this qualifies. But you're the expert.
Trumpists don't have enough votes in either chamber
What would the legal result of the proposed objections by the six Senators (need House & Senate) be?
— Alexa O'Brien (@alexadobrien) January 2, 2021
Sort of
You'd only get Acting President Nancy Pelosi if the vote counting wasn't done by January 20th when Trump's term ends
1/
And if they do manage it Pelosi takes over? Is that right?
— Phil Wheatley \u26bd\ufe0f (@philski68) January 3, 2021
Basically, if e.g. Arizona's Biden votes were thrown out, Dems would object to Arkansas or some other state soon after Arizona
When the chambers separate to consider the objection, the House would refer the question to committee first
2/
@philski68
And the committee would intentionally never meet, unless / until there was some deal worked out to let the vote-counting continue without issue
So definitely possible, a point of leverage for Dems, but still exceptionally unlikely
3/3
@philski68
Congress can do whatever it wants – if both chambers agree to it
Cruz\u2019s call for a ten day audit/election committee... there no legal authority for this to even occur correct?
— Justin Rakowski (@JustinRakowski) January 3, 2021
I'd love for the President's pardon powers to be restricted to before the election
@greg_doucette What's the likelihood and desirability of a new constitutional amendment which says that presidents cannot pardon anybody in the last 100 days of each term?
— Evergreen JM \U0001f1fa\U0001f1f8 \U0001f310 (@ElectronJ2) December 24, 2020
Very low
I won't put them at zero because you never know what could theoretically happen, but the last amendment was largely accidental and still 28 years ago
The last intentional amendment was ratified 49 years ago
What's the chances we ever see a Constitutional Amendment in our lifetimes, at this rate?
— Jeremy (@11JustBreathe11) December 24, 2020
No
People shouldn't end up with fewer rights by banding together, that's just
This one maybe: https://t.co/apWQyLD2i3
— Evergreen JM \U0001f1fa\U0001f1f8 \U0001f310 (@ElectronJ2) December 24, 2020
Don't know the precise verbiage, but it would require the Wyoming Rule for House seats and expand the Senate to 3 Senators per
If you could unilaterally add an amendment, what would it be?
— KJJBAA (@KJJBAA) December 24, 2020
Yes: that's the purpose of the House, and the # of electoral votes for President being rooted in the
Yes Wyoming rule. No on 3 senators. The senate is broken now that CA has 39M people and Wyoming has 500k. Adding more senators doesn\u2019t fix that. Need to add some semblance of balance.
— Bryan Duva (@duva60) December 24, 2020
No requirement to use the whole 2 hours
@greg_doucette sure you've answered this question somewhere down the line but is there a 2 hour recess for EACH objection or are all objections handled under one 2 hour recess?
— ReediculousS (@Rbd9787) January 3, 2021
Doubt it. I think you'll get maybe an hour with Arizona so Congresscritters can get their viral C-SPAN clips, then they'll get bored with it and move on
So we are looking at 24 hours of debate then?
— Subtle Clever Username (@Noneya_Mindyers) January 3, 2021
Correct
And each person only gets 5 minutes to speak (also probably per objection), so the long-winded halfwits (Gohmert) won't be able to drag it out very long.
— Mithras Angel (place blue checkmark here) (@mithrasangel) January 3, 2021
The Speaker and the Vice President preside over their respective chambers like normal, then decide who talks
Who gets discretion on who talks. Is It just objectors or counterpoints may also be allotted time?
— WillisisCray (@WillisisCray) January 3, 2021
I'd need to go through whatever rules the House adopts tomorrow, they're not my forte
can pelosi just ignore everybody
— Michael Durkin (@mdurkin86) January 3, 2021
But yes, both chambers of Congress acting together have always had the power to install a President. See Hayes-Tilden 1876
So if the house had a Republican majority\u2014which it may well in 2022, especially given the gerrymandering and structural minority bias\u2014would they legally be able to stop the transition in 2024 of a Democratic president-elect? https://t.co/L2o4ZVdfXO
— zeynep tufekci (@zeynep) January 2, 2021
Someone has to have the power. Would you rather it be the President? 5 justices of the Supreme Court?
It's functionally impossible to have an election where one party wins the presidency but neither chamber of Congress, and 218 Representatives + 51 Senators agree to toss results
Historically, why is this sort of outcome allowed to be a thing? Maybe it's a failure in my imagination, but why would congress be allowed such power?
— Pogman42 (@Pogman42) January 3, 2021
The issue is who is responsible for counting the electoral votes and confirming they're legit. Congress exclusively has that power, and the sheer volume of people that have to be convinced to ignore the results confirms it's the right branch to have it
@Pogman42
If people want to abolish the Electoral College, go for it
But it requires 2/3 of the House + 2/3 of the Senate + 3/4 of state legislatures. It's not an attainable goal, and will not be an attainable goal in our lifetimes
Meanwhile, that energy could be better used elsewhere
It\u2019s just weird to me that we\u2019re able to elect senators and congressman themselves without this level of confusion but the electors create some kind of unique challenge requiring resolution by congress in some instances
— Bryan Duva (@duva60) January 3, 2021
Likely unconstitutional, and unenforceable even if it were not
What about the NPVIC? https://t.co/arg8V3QPih
— Phil Traum (@TraumPhil) January 3, 2021