Philosophers if they were muppets, a thread I made so I wouldn’t have to think about it anymore:

Machiavelli is Ernie

John Locke is Hoots the Owl
Karl Marx is the Grouch
Hume is Fozzie Bear (credits and legal responsibility go to @KreetzTristan for this one)
Foucault is Bert
Naturally, Camus is Kermit
Aristotle is the Telly Monster
Hannah Arendt is Elmo
Kierkegaard for obvious reasons is the big bird
Heidegger is the Cookie Monster
I’ve exhausted my quota but I warmly invite you to contribute like Dylan

Obviously the law is you can assign yourself a muppet too if you do philosophy https://t.co/wBCwY1w44T

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Great article from @AsheSchow. I lived thru the 'Satanic Panic' of the 1980's/early 1990's asking myself "Has eveyrbody lost their GODDAMN MINDS?!"


The 3 big things that made the 1980's/early 1990's surreal for me.

1) Satanic Panic - satanism in the day cares ahhhh!

2) "Repressed memory" syndrome

3) Facilitated Communication [FC]

All 3 led to massive abuse.

"Therapists" -and I use the term to describe these quacks loosely - would hypnotize people & convince they they were 'reliving' past memories of Mom & Dad killing babies in Satanic rituals in the basement while they were growing up.

Other 'therapists' would badger kids until they invented stories about watching alligators eat babies dropped into a lake from a hot air balloon. Kids would deny anything happened for hours until the therapist 'broke through' and 'found' the 'truth'.

FC was a movement that started with the claim severely handicapped individuals were able to 'type' legible sentences & communicate if a 'helper' guided their hands over a keyboard.

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