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“Get off me.”

Jungkook groans in annoyance as he pushes the angel away, his rough skin accidentally scraping the latter.

“Chill— fuck you cut me.”

The angel growls through gritted teeth, eyebrows furrowed, eyes burning with rage.

“You’re the one who attacked me first.”

The demon dusts the ash off his tight suit, the fabric having turned gray and a tad bit looser— they used to hug his muscles more tightly, tracing every line.

“I fell, you don’t need to be so aggressive.”
Taehyung scowls at him again, this time taking a step closer to threaten him further.

“I don’t give a fuck, don’t fall on me.”

The demon remains arrogant and displeased with the collusion; the accident having occurred due to an experiment gone wrong.
His witch best friend created an explosion that blasted him to the other side of the city— Jungkook’s stupid side.

“You’re such a moron.”

The angel scoffs as he touches the bruise, hissing when the pad of his fingers meet his red flesh.
“I’m the moron? You’re the one who decided to fall from the sky—why didn’t you use your wings?”

Jungkook looks genuinely annoyed, he always carries hate for Taehyung, but today is rather worse.

“It was an accident, okay? I’m sorry, damn, chill.”
He rolls his eyes at the exaggerating demon, he fell on top of him but he didn’t get hurt nor did he disturb him in any way.

As if the latter had heard the sarcasm oozing through the thoughts leaving his mind, he walked towards him with determined steps.

“Apologize properly.”
A hand gets placed on his chin to force his eyes up, meeting the red ones ignited with fury. Taehyung is surprised by the sudden touch, body reacting rather slowly.

“Don’t touch me.”

He manages to take a grip of the latter’s wrist, pushing it away.
“You’re /that/ disrespectful and dare to call yourself an angel.”

The demon scoffs at the ridiculous title given to an ill mannered creature.

“You think that just because you’re a demon, your rude behavior gets excused?”
Taehyung mocks him with every last drop of anger he has left. Getting tired of the prideful demon with no common sense. A normal, nice, guy would ask him if he’s alright. Not scrape his skin further after he accidentally fell on top of him.

“At least I have an excuse.”
Their faces are too close for both of their comforts but none will admit to failure. Too competitive to give up in such a misunderstood situation.

“How about you stick that excuse up your—“
He doesn’t get to finish before a familiar flying cat hits his back, having him trip on top of the latter.

This time the accident worsens, their lips colliding along with their bodies. It hurts, the fall is rather painful, but all is forgotten when they notice it.
Taehyung quickly scurries away, coughing to hide the crimson red creeping up on him. Eyes wandering around on the ground, avoiding the frozen demon besides him.

“I’m sorry— I...umm. I apologize on my behalf and Amon’s.”

Jungkook looks at the unbothered cat licking his paw.
“Uh...yeah. Accepted.”

His throat suddenly runs dry as he tries getting up, this time ignoring his dirty clothes— his focus lying on his burning ears.

“I will go now...yeah, bye.”

Taehyung quickly stands up on his feet, taking a hold of the black cat as he flies back home.
“Jimin! What was that?”

His voice echoes loudly in the witches castle as he tries to make sense of the situation.

“I don’t know...? I tried making a love spell that helps one find their fated mate, but then it blew up and the next thing I know— you and Amon were gone.”
His best friend barely spares him a glance, too focused on rereading the spell, finding his flaws and wrongdoings.

It’s only then the angel with the messy hair, slightly bloody skin and busted lip understands what just happened. His worst enemy is his fated mate.

“Fuck you.”
— i missed writing and taekook so here, and ignore the pics I was lazy https://t.co/oUOjXHlwlE
It’s just a short drabble dorks https://t.co/AZYZC28zt6

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