When Steph goes off, #NBATwitter turns into a series of endorsement quotes on a book cover.

"Steph Curry is a page turner! You won't want to put him down!" - Stephen King

"Curry delights and provokes in equal measure." - Don DiLillo

"A player this good is borderline perverse. Carve out a place in the canon for Steph Curry." - Martin Amis
"Steph Curry evokes the muscular prose of Hemingway mixed with the devastating wit of Fitzgerald." - Joan Didion
"Steph Curry leaves me breathless. A major talent with a knack for exposing the darkness within the human spirit." - Jonathan Franzen
"Professors at Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard, and Yale should be teaching Steph Curry alongside Shakespeare, Chaucer, and Yeats." - Michael Chabon
"Steph Curry is a funhouse mirror reflection of our perilous times. Do we dare to look?" - Margaret Atwood
"When I wrote 'Notes on Camp, I never could have imagined something so absurd and baldly transgressive as Steph Curry." - Susan Sontag
"We were careening off the I-15 into Barstow when we first saw Steph Curry. My bloodshot eyes could barely make out the demonic bastard baring his infernal fangs. 'It's the goddamn ether talking again,' I muttered. I cracked another Budweiser to even out." - Hunter S. Thompson
"The only thing more inscrutable than a chatty Greenwich Village landlord with aspirations to be the next Tennessee Williams is Steph Curry coming off a screen." - Fran Lebowitz

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