Uganda's Presidential Candidates as High School Students.

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Museveni - The rich bully with an arrogant attitude. Always boasting about his new shoes. The only student with a mobile phone in school. His parents send teachers a weekly bribe higher than their salary so he's always top of the class. Struggles with Kleptomania & Self Esteem.

Tumukunde - Was once close with the rich bully but was thrown out the day he stole Milk Biscuits & juice from the rich kid. Comes to school with no grab. Can't perform well because he doesn't have textbooks or a maths set. The only kid in school who smokes but no one knows it.

Katumba - The unofficial comedian of the school. A friendly lad who's loved by everyone and is generally great to hang with. Often dodges classes to hide behind the School kitchen with a few others, cracking jokes & coining nicknames for teachers. Not interested in studies.

Bobi Wine - The Gangster of the school. Strangely, a friend of the bullied. Often starts fights with bullies so he can knock their teeth in. Is dating the HM's daughter & usually holds hands with her after classes. Notorious for dodging classes but still manages to perform well.