@HolicShot Top 100 carp facts:

100) the largest Japanese carp on record was seven meters long and weighed 900 kg
99) in 2001, six Finnish schoolboys launched a live carp 510 meters from a homemade trebuchet. This record still stands as the longest fish launch from the siege weapon

98) technically speaking, carp are semiconductors
97) Abe Vigoda owned a pet carp named Sandy. The fish was released into the Hudson the day Mr. Vigoda passed away
96) The carp is considered sacred by at least four Shinto sects
95) Most people consider carp inedible

94) anyone who considers carp inedible has insufficient fortitude and may as well go to a cave and eat pond worms
93) Carp can fit inside other, much larger fish, as they are fish shaped
92) The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, sadly, featured no carp-related episodes

91) Sir Ian Carp was a minor lord in the estates general from 1610 to 1655. He died of polio
90) The budding trend of "carp rock" enjoyed brief popularity in March of 1981
89) You cannot take photographs of the carp in the Forbidden Palace

88) Carp was only introduced to northern Italy in 1967 by Giuseppe Almacortez, a cocaine smuggler who, as you might expect, filled the fish carcasses with his blow
87) The mountain carp can survive at altitudes below 2000 meters, but it won't grow longer than 28 cm